“It smells like he sold his Ass to the devil”
I got to go to the Cardinals game last night due to the generosity of Bonnie with Kristin, Bonnie, and Gloria. We had pretty good seats looking at third base. We were having a pleasant time watching the game and with a good bit of people watching by me, when stinky sat in front of us with his stinky clan. I swear this boy had not brushed his teeth in like five days and the level of grease accumulation on him attested to the lack of showers. I was nauseous from the smell and light headed from trying to hold my breath for extended periods of time. Kristin and I just sat their grimacing every time the boy talked or laughed. We couldn’t stand it anymore and left in the 5th inning to go shopping and luckily when we came back they were gone. I don’t know if the boy heard us making comments and left because of that but I find that I’m not sorry if that is the case. First off HE should have noticed that his smell was offensive but if he had become immune to his own stench one of his family or friends should have told him as a courtesy toward him and humanity. Other highlights of the game were now we know some girl Mandy is a total slut and is also very top heavy. The guy behind us likes to reflect on her ASSets. Get it guys her Assets. Yes they got it they, like us, just didn’t find your joke that funny. As you can tell (since I spend more time people watching and eavesdropping) the game was pretty boring and incredibly slow so we left early, though the Cardinals did indeed win. Still I did have fun even if I almost passed out from Dump trunk (which I dubbed him after the second inning).

